May 2013
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Everyone needs to make a very specific, definite will. Dealing with family members is fucking annoying.
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I wanna live on a nice lake with a dock so I can swim naked all the time.
And be away from people.
Alone.
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manic panic smells good. is it supposed to smell good because it smells good.
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Experiments!
I now have a chunk of Brooke coloured hair. For those of you who don’t know who Brooke is (all of you) that’s about a 6 or a 7.
*Antenna rustle*
bbeeaarr:
slapfight replied to your post: I want your hot cum all over me Damnit. Now I want a cinnamon bun.
Never eating a cinnamon bun again haha.
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fbodybrat:
kellymaneja:
If you don’t squeeze your girl’s ass with the force of twelve slaves when kissing her, you need to evaluate your life and your choices.
I like you
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Anonymous asked: I can't handle this anymore. You make me so incredibly wet. Can I put my Dingus on your Dangus? We'll make sweet Jungus all evening. Afterward we could watch Old School and make sausage lasagna.
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Anonymous asked: It's a physical feature, i don't know your personality.
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Anonymous asked: There is something unattractive about you that makes you sooooooo much more attractive. Can't put my finger on what that is.
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cat-panties:
Foot rubs are like blow jobs for women.
I’m 100% sure their pussy getting eaten is like a blowjob for women.
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I have another blog that I don't tell anyone... →
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
Listen
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gayerthanjew:
i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top
One time I was really confused because I hit ‘c’ and it didn’t go down to Canada, so I scrolled through the whole list only to realise it was at the top the whole time.
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craigscardigans asked: Yeah you can eat cookie dough but you should look up eggless cookie dough cause if you eat the cookie dough with raw eggs there's a chance of getting salmonella.
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Okay but seriously is it okay to make cookie dough and just eat the dough?
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“You know when you can’t decide between two pairs of shoes, so you buy both?”
NO BECAUSE I’M POOR
“Tell people about your religion without the use of your tongue”
– Imam Jaffar Alsadiq (via brittanyschoice)
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Can the world just stop being fucked up for like five days? Just everyone take a little break.
