“Rabbits are herbivores that feed by grazing on grass, forbs, and leafy weeds. In consequence, their diet contains large amounts of cellulose, which is hard to digest. Rabbits solve this problem by passing two distinct types of feces: hard droppings and soft black viscous pellets, the latter of which are immediately eaten.” —Wiki-freaking-pedia
- Me: Wait. If I swallow semen, does that make me a cannibal?
- Me: Well, no. I mean it's not really part of the body anymore.
- Me: But then by that logic I could cut off a finger and say the same. It's no longer part of the body, so it doesn't count as cannibalism.
- Me: Touché self, touché.
Dear Maxwell House,
Your coffee tastes like hot donkey scrotum.
Hot donkey fucker
do women ever just stand over the toliet and pee straight down?
Yes. Yes we do.
- me: meow
- me: i said MEOW
- cat: ...meow
- me: YES