Anonymous asked: naa pants are to restrictive ;)

Listen.

There aren’t any bananas in my house. 

It’s a problem.

Anonymous asked: watching you masturbate would be better,...

As someone who sometimes watches herself masturbate, I would usually agree. But the day. Man, the day is just so dang beautiful. 

Anonymous asked: not so much an ask as much as it is a tell. i dream of sharing a shower with you and there will be so much bubbles!

Anonymous asked: I can't handle this anymore. You make me so incredibly wet. Can I put my Dingus on your Dangus? We'll make sweet Jungus all evening. Afterward we could watch Old School and make sausage lasagna.

Anonymous asked: It's a physical feature, i don't know your personality.

This is one of those times where I say “cool story” and walk away.

Anonymous asked: There is something unattractive about you that makes you sooooooo much more attractive. Can't put my finger on what that is.

It’s either my face or my winning personality. Take your pick. 

craigscardigans asked: Yeah you can eat cookie dough but you should look up eggless cookie dough cause if you eat the cookie dough with raw eggs there's a chance of getting salmonella.

FUCK THAT I’M A CHAMP I’LL DRINK THAT SHIT

Anonymous asked: hi there, just a quick question. Where did you buy that freakingly hot bodysuit? love your blog and your body kisses

The black polka dot one? Target. The lacy beige one? American Apparel. 

Thanks, yo.

Anonymous asked: How is pre-riot Canada? Also how are have you been?

Anonymous asked: SWEET ANON ATTACK! YOU LOOK NICE TODAY!!! OH AND I LURB YOUR TUMBLOG!!!

Anonymous asked: We need more shots of you! It's always a nice addition to the day

Anonymous asked: your photos leave me speechless. wow.

Looks like you found some words.

Anonymous asked: Your Photo responses are just Brilliant!! forget the comment just look at the pictures!!

Anonymous asked: we should text each other nudes ;)

Anonymous asked: you are gorgeous :)

Thank you <3